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SYNOPSIS
ALLAH AKBAR
The Martyr's Reward
By Zaidab Al-Atar
©2007 Kurt Saxon
Email: kurt@kurtsaxon.com
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A suicide bomber straps on a string of bombs and enters a crowded bus. There is a "boom".
Ahmed wakes up in Paradise, lying on silken cushions. He lifts his head and looks around at a large, luxurious room. He pats himself to find that he is again all in one piece. He smiles and sits up and looks around as Arab music fills the room.
As he does this, he is approached by six smiling, handsome young men dressed in silken Arab garments. They present him with trays piled high with rich meats, fruits and goblets of wine. He smiles back at them and helps himself.
After dining, he pats his stomach and hears across the room the laughter and giggles of young women, he stands and looks and sees several young, pretty girls. He smiles broadly and says, "Allah Akbar!"
He starts to approach the girls but is held and dragged back by the young men. To his surprise, they begin to undress him. He is shocked as they begin to subject him to every homosexual act, despite his resistance.
Then one of the young men takes his shoulder and points him to a man wearing nothing but a sheepish grin, being led into a side room. The young man says, Al-Zarqawi, Al-Zarqawi!
Finally, there is the blare of bugles and a richly dressed Arab enters. The six young men prostrate themselves and say to Ahmed, "Mohammed, Mohammed!"
Ahmed stands, astonished and then prostrates himself. Mohammed then performs sodomy on him. When he is finished, Mohammed shouts, "Allah Akbar!
Then there is the din of gongs and peals of heavenly Arab music. Bathed in multi-colored lights, a stately man wearing even more beautiful robes enters, riding astride a huge, bejeweled imitation pig. He dismounts and approaches Ahmed as the six young men say, in awe, "Allah, Allah! Allah then places his hands on Ahmed's shoulders and forces him to his knees. The young men then gently, but firmly, cause Ahmed to give Allah oral sex.
Then Allah remounts the pig and leaves as Ahmed, Mohammed and the young men all shout, "Allah Akbar!"
The scene changes to a young girl wearing a Muslim headdress. She is strapping a string of bombs around her waist. She then puts on a covering garment and leaves her room. She then gets on another crowded bus followed by another "boom"!
She wakes up in Paradise, lying on cushions amidst the girls. When she comes to her senses she takes the treats offered by the girls. Then she rises and looks over, fondly at the young men. She starts toward them but the girls hold her back and begin to undress her. Then they gently force her into every lesbian act as the men cheer the girls on with shouted Allah Akbars.
Between and just above both groups is a calendar, showing the current year. Just beyond that is one showing the next year. Then other calendars are added, further out, indicating eternity.
Please open your favorite search engine and type
in "gay Muslims".
Incidentally, I have no contact with the gay community. If you do
and would like to make a million, call me at 870-437-2999 and I'll tell you how
we can produce Allah Akbar over a weekend for pocket change and market it
worldwide.
I thought I was past amazement at Muslim stupidity until I
learned that Abdullah, the idiot who accidentally set himself afire in Glasgow
had a degree in engineering. For a Muslim fanatic with a degree in engineering
to not know how to make a simple bomb is beyond understanding. It makes me think
of the old magazine ad offering piano lessons. I paraphrase in honor of
Abdullah, "They all laughed when I sat down to play. Little did I know the
bathroom door was open".
Most Muslims would like to kill everyone who insults Islam.
That's like a tree worshipper wanting to kill every dog.
In a few days I'll have a whole collection of Muslim jokes for
you. If you like my web site tell all your friends, if you have one.
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